" On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me, There are some presents that need assemby. On the second day of Christmas, my true love handed to me..."--Lynn Rebuck, Humor Columnist www.LynnRebuck.com

" I don’t have a good history with electronics. I once made a Speak ‘n’ Spell cry."~Lynn Rebuck, Humor Columnist www.LynnRebuck.com

"Last week I survived angry mobs, pepper spray, and political power struggles. I hosted Thanksgiving at my house." ~Lynn Rebuck, Humor Columnist

"I hate the first day of school. I have more homework than the kids. There used to be fewer forms. Now I need a paralegal to help me." ~Lynn Rebuck, Comedian

Each year tons of sand disappears from American beaches. I’m pretty sure my family is responsible for removing most of it. ~Lynn Rebuck, Comedian

Despite worldwide pressure Mubarak has yet to leave Egypt. Apparently he still has time left on his cell phone contract. You know how those two-year plans are.~Comedian Lynn Rebuck

I think that we need to implement a new scale for reporting winter temperatures. Instead of Celsius (-32 is way too cold) or Farenheit (zero is still too cold) we should have degrees Glacial. 100 degrees Glacial is the new zero degrees Farenheit. -Lynn Rebuck

A Facebook friend posted this just a few hours before the switch to Daylight Savings Time: “What will you do with your extra hour?” I hadn’t really thought about it. I could peruse a glamour magazine sure to cause my self esteem to plummet, go on an archaelogical expedition in the fridge, or give the dog a luxurious bubble bath.-Lynn Rebuck

" I just recently passed the milestone of having one hundred purported friends on Facebook. Actually, most of them aren’t real people. I created their profiles myself. I have make-believe Facebook friends. -Lynn Rebuck

"Lynn Rebuck finds humor in the most unusual places: doctor's offices, church pews, and school conferences, for instance. It is hilarious because it is drawn from every day life and from events that you too have experienced.She doesn't need to post "Laugh Now" signs at the end of a paragraph. You are chuckling, giggling, guffawing, teeheeing (or whatever you do) already."
--Bill Petersen, Author

“Lynn has a knack for extracting the humor that exists in our daily lives. Whether it's teenagers or technology (or something in between), she reminds us that we're all in this together... and a little laughter puts it into proper perspective.”
--Steve Seeber, Associate Editor
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